Limited Allocation — Ireland & The UK
A hand-cast metal pyramid, roughly the size of a grapefruit. You stand it over a glass of water overnight and drink the water in the morning. Hand-finished by me, in a shed I now own.
How Charging Works
Stand the Pyramyd over a glass of water before bed. Leave it eight hours. Longer is better. Much longer is much better.
First thing, on an empty stomach. You’ll notice the taste immediately. That’s the minerals arriving.
Now tell six people. This is the part most partners skip and it’s the only part that pays.
The Range
Every unit is cast from the same alloy, so you are getting the same benefit at every price point. The larger ones simply do more water.
A pendant. Worn against the skin, all day, ideally under the shirt so it stays warm.
Add To CartThe core unit. Charges a pint glass overnight. This is the one you have seen.
Add To CartSits over a jug. Two litres, for the whole household. Requires a sturdy worktop.
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Retail is fine. Retail is not where the money is. Every Apex Partner starts by taking on their own stock — you own it outright from day one, which means the profit is entirely yours, and so is the stock.
You’ll sell twelve in a weekend.
Most partners start here. I started here.
You’ll need a garage. I’ll be honest with you about that.
You cannot buy this tier. (You can. Email me. I’ll be up.)
The Compensation Plan
Are you a parent? A student? Recently made redundant? Do you have a spare room, a car, and a WhatsApp? Then you already have everything you need. (You will also need €249.)
216 people. Do you know 216 people? I didn’t either. You will.
You earn 8% on your own sales and 3% on your downline’s, to four levels. That’s 11%. (It’s not 11%.)
Active Partner status requires a €120 monthly personal volume commitment. This is not a fee. It’s an investment in yourself, which you pay to me, monthly.
Five ranks. Advancement is automatic on volume. I have been Bronze since 2024, which is a volume decision and not a reflection.
(it’s 90 minutes)
Composition
Alloy sourced locally. I’m not going to give away the whole thing on a website, no offence.
Verified Testimonials
Frances N.
★★★★★
It weighs four stone and the brochure calls that “the density of ambition”. My solicitor calls it lead. We are exchanging letters and mine are getting shorter.
Sinéad D.
★★★★★
They advised me not to drink the water, not to keep the water, and ideally not to keep the Pyramyd in the house. Senan advised me to order the Family size.
Deirdre M.
★★★★★
Third week on the Apex water and I can genuinely taste coins. All day. Constantly. My dentist has questions but I have never felt more abundant. Signed up two of the girls from work.
Partner Resources
Reaching out is the hardest part, so I’ve written it for you. Personalise the first word.
“Hey hun!! Hope your keeping well!! Random question — have you ever thought about your water?”
Download The ScriptSend this to 40 people. Do not send it to 39.
Questions
There is no lead in the Pyramyd. There is an alloy. An alloy is a mixture, so technically it isn’t “lead”, it’s “lead and other things”, which is a completely different product.
That’s the density of ambition. A light pyramid wouldn’t do anything, if you think about it for even a second.
Eight hours minimum. Overnight is ideal. Some partners charge for a full week, and you can absolutely see it in them.
That’s the abundance entering. Several partners have reported it. Several partners have also reported it to other people, which is less helpful.
No.
92% premium alloy, 8% proprietary. I’m not going to give away the whole thing on a website, no offence.
You don’t have to. You do have to. But you don’t have to.
You’ll sell them. And if you don’t, you’ll own a great many pyramids, which is also a form of wealth.
You don’t need to. Some do. If you do, ask them to put it in writing and send it to me, and not to anybody else.
That’s a great sign of momentum — it means you’re being noticed. Forward it to me unopened.
You buy a kit. Then your friends buy a kit from you. Then their friends buy one from them. It’s mathematically airtight, I did the whole thing on paper.
Yes, within 30 days, provided the Pyramyd is returned in its original condition and you are also in your original condition.
It’s a scheme about pyramids. Those are different words in a different order.
Results are not typical and are not guaranteed. The average Apex Partner earns €0.00 per annum before expenses, and −€1,240.00 after expenses. Some partners earn considerably more. I earn considerably more. Any figures shown on this website are illustrative and were calculated by me, at night, on paper. Apex Lynch Global™ accepts no responsibility for lost income, lost time, lost friendships, or any deterioration in your relationship with your brother.
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