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The Pyramyd

A hand-cast metal pyramid, roughly the size of a grapefruit. You stand it over a glass of water overnight and drink the water in the morning. Hand-finished by me, in a shed I now own.

How Charging Works

Three steps. There is no fourth step.

01

Charge It

Stand the Pyramyd over a glass of water before bed. Leave it eight hours. Longer is better. Much longer is much better.

02

Drink It

First thing, on an empty stomach. You’ll notice the taste immediately. That’s the minerals arriving.

03

Share It

Now tell six people. This is the part most partners skip and it’s the only part that pays.

The Range

Four ways in.

Every unit is cast from the same alloy, so you are getting the same benefit at every price point. The larger ones simply do more water.

The Apex Mini™

€49

A pendant. Worn against the skin, all day, ideally under the shirt so it stays warm.

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The Desk Pyramyd™

€149

The core unit. Charges a pint glass overnight. This is the one you have seen.

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The Family Apex™

€399

Sits over a jug. Two litres, for the whole household. Requires a sturdy worktop.

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Apex Charging Mat

€29

Protects your worktop.

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Partner Kits

Retail is fine. Retail is not where the money is. Every Apex Partner starts by taking on their own stock — you own it outright from day one, which means the profit is entirely yours, and so is the stock.

Starter Partner Kit

€249 12 Pyramyds

You’ll sell twelve in a weekend.

  • 12× Apex Mini
  • Welcome PDF
  • WhatsApp group access (read-only)
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Founding Diamond Kit

€4,995 200 Pyramyds + territory

You’ll need a garage. I’ll be honest with you about that.

  • 200× mixed range
  • 5 downline slots
  • Territory (Leinster, partially)
  • My personal mobile number (please use it sparingly)
  • Second lanyard
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Chairman’s Circle

Invite Only
€4,995+ By invitation

You cannot buy this tier. (You can. Email me. I’ll be up.)

  • Everything above
  • A weekly call with me
  • Your photograph on this website
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The Compensation Plan

You are not buying a pyramid.
You are buying a position.

Are you a parent? A student? Recently made redundant? Do you have a spare room, a car, and a WhatsApp? Then you already have everything you need. (You will also need €249.)

216 people. Do you know 216 people? I didn’t either. You will.

Commission

You earn 8% on your own sales and 3% on your downline’s, to four levels. That’s 11%. (It’s not 11%.)

Monthly Minimum

Active Partner status requires a €120 monthly personal volume commitment. This is not a fee. It’s an investment in yourself, which you pay to me, monthly.

Rank Advancement

Five ranks. Advancement is automatic on volume. I have been Bronze since 2024, which is a volume decision and not a reflection.

(it’s 90 minutes)

Composition

What’s Inside The Pyramyd

92% Premium alloy
8% Proprietary

Alloy sourced locally. I’m not going to give away the whole thing on a website, no offence.

Verified Testimonials

What partners are saying

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Partner Resources

The Apex Approach Script

Reaching out is the hardest part, so I’ve written it for you. Personalise the first word.

“Hey hun!! Hope your keeping well!! Random question — have you ever thought about your water?”

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Send this to 40 people. Do not send it to 39.

Questions

Frequently Asked

Is there lead in the Pyramyd?

There is no lead in the Pyramyd. There is an alloy. An alloy is a mixture, so technically it isn’t “lead”, it’s “lead and other things”, which is a completely different product.

Why is it so heavy?

That’s the density of ambition. A light pyramid wouldn’t do anything, if you think about it for even a second.

How long should I charge the water?

Eight hours minimum. Overnight is ideal. Some partners charge for a full week, and you can absolutely see it in them.

My hands are tingling. Is that normal?

That’s the abundance entering. Several partners have reported it. Several partners have also reported it to other people, which is less helpful.

Can children drink the charged water?

No.

What’s it actually made of?

92% premium alloy, 8% proprietary. I’m not going to give away the whole thing on a website, no offence.

Do I have to buy stock upfront?

You don’t have to. You do have to. But you don’t have to.

What if I can’t sell them?

You’ll sell them. And if you don’t, you’ll own a great many pyramids, which is also a form of wealth.

Do I need to tell my doctor?

You don’t need to. Some do. If you do, ask them to put it in writing and send it to me, and not to anybody else.

I’ve had a letter from Environmental Health.

That’s a great sign of momentum — it means you’re being noticed. Forward it to me unopened.

How do I actually make money?

You buy a kit. Then your friends buy a kit from you. Then their friends buy one from them. It’s mathematically airtight, I did the whole thing on paper.

Can I get a refund?

Yes, within 30 days, provided the Pyramyd is returned in its original condition and you are also in your original condition.

Is this a pyramid scheme?

It’s a scheme about pyramids. Those are different words in a different order.

Income Disclaimer

Results are not typical and are not guaranteed. The average Apex Partner earns €0.00 per annum before expenses, and −€1,240.00 after expenses. Some partners earn considerably more. I earn considerably more. Any figures shown on this website are illustrative and were calculated by me, at night, on paper. Apex Lynch Global™ accepts no responsibility for lost income, lost time, lost friendships, or any deterioration in your relationship with your brother.

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