Apex Adventures Division — est. 2015
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Designed by Snenan Lynch 2015
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Independent Apex Partner #0001
You stand The Pyramyd™ over a glass of water overnight. In the morning, you drink it. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Over 1,200 people are doing this right now. (I checked. I check most nights.)
* that I have opened.
Verified Testimonials
I havent read them all individually but the stars speak for themselfs.
Frances N.
★★★★★
It weighs four stone and the brochure calls that “the density of ambition”. My solicitor calls it lead. We are exchanging letters and mine are getting shorter.
Gerry O.
★★★★★
Two glasses a day for a month. I have never been so ill in my life. My GP has taken photographs. She says she hasn’t seen anything like it in thirty-one years of practice. There is no phone number anywhere on this website.
Aoife R.
★★★★★
The nurse asked did I work with batteries. I said no, I drink water out of a pyramid. She stopped writing and went and got somebody else.
Pauline K.
★★★★★
Arrived promptly and beautifully boxed, I’ll give him that. Sweet metal smell off the water. The cat drank some of it once and the cat is different now. Two stars, for the box.
Deirdre M.
★★★★★
Third week on the Apex water and I can genuinely taste coins. All day. Constantly. My dentist has questions but I have never felt more abundant. Signed up two of the girls from work.
Sinéad D.
★★★★★
They advised me not to drink the water, not to keep the water, and ideally not to keep the Pyramyd in the house. Senan advised me to order the Family size.
Michael C.
★★★★★
He delivered it himself in a Nissan Micra with the back seats taken out. He wouldn’t carry it inside and he wore gloves the entire time. In hindsight.
Barry F.
★★★★★
Told me I could return it within 30 days provided the Pyramyd was in its original condition and I was also in my original condition. I am not in my original condition.
Assumpta W.
★★★★★
Everything is very bright now and very loud and I don’t need sleep anymore. My sister keeps crying at me. Fantastic product. Docking one star as the Mini only does a cup — upgrading to the Family Apex.
Orla T.
★★★★★
I cannot focus. I cannot drive. I cannot open a jar. When I raised this he said the jar was a metaphor. It was not a metaphor. It was a jar of beetroot.
Tom H.
★★★★★
Two litres a day as instructed. My hands now have a faint but persistent glow. She says it’s her or the Pyramyd. I’m giving it until Friday.
Kevin (no relation)
★★★★★
My upline says the tingling means the abundance is entering. Environmental Health said something quite different in a letter. I’m going with the upline. I’ve stopped opening letters generally.
Declan B.
★★★★★
Lovely bed, view of the car park, and a leaflet about heavy metals. The doctor asked me to bring the Pyramyd in. I said I couldn’t lift it and he said that’s the problem.
Hover to pause. Keep scrolling to keep believing.
The Apex Opportunity
Are you a parent? A student? Recently made redundant? Do you have a spare room, a car, and a WhatsApp? Then you already have everything you need. (You will also need €249.)
216 people. Do you know 216 people? I didn’t either. You will.
You earn 8% on your own sales and 3% on your downline’s, to four levels. That’s 11%. (It’s not 11%.)
Active Partner status requires a €120 monthly personal volume commitment. This is not a fee. It’s an investment in yourself, which you pay to me, monthly.
(it’s 90 minutes)
How The Pyramyd Works
Stand the Pyramyd over a glass of water before bed. Leave it eight hours. Longer is better. Much longer is much better.
First thing, on an empty stomach. You’ll notice the taste immediately. That’s the minerals arriving.
Now tell six people. This is the part most partners skip and it’s the only part that pays.
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Apex Adventures Division — est. 2015
Designed by Snenan Lynch 2015